some search engine fun

• For the ladies looking for "male beauty pageant school fund raiser", feel free to drop us a line when you find the site - we will appreciate it even more, if there are pictures


• For the dudes searching for "chen.nai adop.ted mo.m inc.est", sorry, we don't deal with psychoses here - see a shrink!


• For the people looking for "crazy talk in punjabi language" - we only talk crazy in the English language


• For the idiots searching for "m.en ince.st wi.th sh.eep" - your search is wrong on sooo many levels, starting with the thought that sheep are actually related to men


• And for whoever is looking for "shirt animals die every minute, in the US alone, to test new shampoos,hairsprays, laxatives, and oven cleaners" - you win the longest search engine term award inscribed with the immortal words - "Get a Life!"