Beat me up! I am a masochist!

I really am! I would have been perfectly happy in my little universe, but then I had to go around trying to gather "other viewpoints", so I visited the blogs in the blogroll of a certain person...(Hint: I have a cat-fight going on with her in a post below). Blechh! I am at work, so I don't even have my toothbrush here to wash this dirty taste out of my mouth. I should have been careful when I saw "Guardian" as one of the favored links, but I was too naive. Usually, I stop reading blogs as soon as I see any mention to "Noam Chomsky" - I call it the nom-chom test. The minute I see his link on someone's blogroll, I flee like I am being chased by a thousand "peace-protesters" (isn't that an oxymoron? How can you be for peace if you protest all the time?) chanting "no blog for oil" and "kill SUV-owners".

So, my anti-idiotarian(TM) meter malfunctioned and like Harry Potter in the Chamber of Secrets, I wandered off into the blogosphere's version of "Knockturn Alley". I am exhausted, I am so tired and I am so sick of those posts that I read. All the blogs were literal copies of each other. Anti-war? check. Anti-Israel? check. Pro-Palestine? check. Hate Hitchens? check. Sanctimonious whining? check. Virulently Anti-Bush? double check. Always bitter with absolutely no sense of humor? triple check. Boring to the point of tears? checkcheckcheckcheckcheck!!! I have learned my lesson - I will never, ever visit The bittershack of resentment, Mighty Girl (warning, if you click on the link, see the owner's pic and get nightmares for a week, don't blame me), Things that piss me off or Free Pie again.

Warning: Said sites are full idiotarian rants and are known to increase blood pressure in sane people - click the links at your own risk [Ed- Well, you were dumb enough to click them; Me- If I am dumb, you are equally dumb because you are me, so shut up!].