Conservatives hit back!

Following a study released by researchers at UC Berkeley that examined The Makeup of a Political Conservative, researchers from the Institute for the Study of Total Wankers released a study that revealed that the Berkeley Researchers are “A bunch of prejudiced jackasses”. Said lead researcher Dr. Leon Wiseacre, “[Our Team] performed a fair, unbiased look at the pseudo-scientific hacks at Berkeley, which was completely unaffected by own own political views or personal opinions. We studied their views and some of our braver members actually tried to make some sense out of the drivel they’ve written over the years. We fed this data into our supercomputer and it used the information to build a profile of how a UC Berkeley researcher behaves. You see, our study - just like the Berkeley study - is the result of painstaking research and not just a bunch of opinions we threw together with some jargon and a nice cover page.”